JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

wickedtheory:

DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.

nasturbate:

i-want-hermione-granger:

nasturbate:

rayannezan:

nasturbate:

things i probably should not have said

I fucked your dad

things you probably should not have said

what that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel

what

Thought it said “Mao Hoes” at first glance #maohoes #immabitblind (at Palace of Fine Arts)

Thought it said “Mao Hoes” at first glance #maohoes #immabitblind (at Palace of Fine Arts)

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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beachsol:

Her music is beautiful.

beachsol:

Her music is beautiful.

I can’t tell if this writer is really good at satire or embarrassingly serious.

perchu:

sorry jesse

perchu:

sorry jesse

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body